The CRATUS Squatter

Proven to add HUNDREDS of pounds over your current suit, the high voltage CRATUS suit will take the sport by storm.

We feel so strongly that the CRATUS suit is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME (GOAT), that we are offering a 100% money back TRIPLE guarantee.

What is a TRIPLE guarantee, you might ask?

1.

This means that if you do not feel that the CRATUS is the GOAT, we will refund you every cent you spent for the suit back with no questions asked. It can be full of sweat, chalk, liniment, swamp ass or any thing else you can think of.

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This also means we guarantee this squat suit WILL outperform your current suit by 300*pounds or more. If not ,we will refund every cent!
(*This relates to the ACTUAL weight on the bar, not the weight that is SUPPOSED to be on the bar. In certain situations, usually world record attempts, these numbers could vary by as much as 100 pounds)

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You will never get called high again. If you miss one lift due to squat depth, we will refund every cent! Be prepared for everyone calling you the JOHN HOLMES of squatting because you get so deep in the hole.

This suit IS a game-changer!

While we can’t get into the details of how this suit was constructed, we can say that we created a new proprietary material blend: polykevlar2! coated web elastomers matrix interior with a fatigue resistant styrene butadiene rubber portal canvas exterior with heavy onyx straps.

THERMO-SENSITIVE COMPRESSION

You will need the assistance of three helpers to get this suit on. While it’s tight, it’s not super-jacked tight. The reason for the helpers is that the suit is THERMO-SENSITIVE and is ACTIVATED by the heat of your body. The heat attracts the material to the skin, creating pressure and compression. The suit will get tighter as it’s pulled on. This also is part of what creates the INSANE rebound you will get with the suit, as well as how you will always squat to legal depth and jump out of the hole like a teenager having unprotected sex.

CRATUS Fabric Swatch
Once the suit is on, make sure the straps are pulled as tight as you can. Once you have the suit locked and loaded, you will need to have another partner push you under the bar. You WILL NOT be able to get under the bar alone. It is also important to note that the weight on the bar should be equal to, or exceed, your current max squat. If not, once you are pushed under the bar, the weight will become unracked. We have videos of this suit unracking 600 pounds using a crash test dummy.

After you’re under the bar, simply unrack the weight and wait until you’re ready to squat. Once you are ready, all you have to do is push your hips back and the suit will do the rest.

At this point, all you have to do is sit back, enjoy the ride and wait for the white lights.

Years ago we realized that as technology gets better, there will come a time when it will become completely out of control. We wanted to be the first ones to introduce a product to do this. It took us years to come up with the capital to hire and put together the best engineers, biomechanics experts, sports scientists, and apparel experts. This was the most expensive venture we have been a part of, but totally worth it.

Before you start yapping about the sticker price, PLEASE realize we have hundreds of thousands of dollars invested into the development of this suit. Plus, when you really look at it, this suit will save you money in the long run.

THINK ABOUT THIS…

How much do you really spend to do a meet? You have card fees, entry fees, gym fees, time away from your family, supplements, travel expenses and other* expenses (for some but not all of you).

We have all been there and it sucks!

You know what I mean. You put thousands of money into a meet, only to end up bombing on the squat.

YOU WILL NEVER BOMB AGAIN.

This suit WILL pay for itself PLUS increase your squat by at least 300 pounds over your current suit.

Put into real numbers, if you can squat 315 pounds raw, you will squat 815 using the CRATUS!

When your next meet rolls around, do you want to be at the bottom of the opener list or the top?

APRIL FOOLS!