elitefts™GINGER BREAD HAVOC Smelling Salts
Unleash Gingerbread Havoc! Smelling salts so strong they knocked Santa off his sleigh—and then he decided to push it like a prowler and beat his all-time PR. Limited edition holiday chaos in a bottle. Are you naughty enough to handle the kick?
NOTE: THESE ARE THE MOST INTENSE SALTS WE'VE EVER CREATED!
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elitefts™GINGER BREAD HAVOC Smelling Salts
This holiday season, forget the eggnog and jingle to PR city with Gingerbread Havoc, the most potent smelling salts we've ever unleashed. One whiff, and you'll feel like a gingerbread man on a power trip—ready to crush weights, break records, and maybe even fight off a few sugarplum fairies.
But beware—this isn't for the faint of heart (or the nice list). With a kick stronger than grandma's eggnog and an aroma so bold it’ll make Rudolph’s nose turn green, Gingerbread Havoc will awaken the beast within. Just one sniff, and you’ll yell "Merry Liftmas" as you toss around weights like holiday cookies.
Warning: Not for amateurs or Scrooges. Use responsibly unless you want to start your version of holiday chaos. Ho-ho-holy smokes, this stuff is potent.
Limited Edition – Only the Naughty Get a Bottle
Make this the year Santa remembers your name—for better or worse. Add Gingerbread Havoc to your holiday arsenal before it’s gone faster than Christmas cookies on cheat day.
