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Congratulations to our following winners:
$250 - Chloe L.
$100 - Larry B.
$75 - Curtis S.
$50 - Mandi
(all gift cards will be delivered via email)
In honor of National Haiku Day, we want to give away some money to the best haiku writers out there! Follow the instructions below for your chance to win. Don't know how to write a Haiku? Here are some basics: "A haiku (俳句 high-koo) is short three-line poem that uses sensory language to capture a feeling or image. Haiku poetry was originally developed by Japanese poets. They are often inspired by nature, a moment of beauty, or poignant experience. To write a haiku, start by brainstorming ideas for the poem. Then, write the poem with strong details and detailed imagery. Make sure you polish the haiku and listen to how it sounds out loud so it is at its best." - wikiHow
like the rain forest of instafame bros,
not strong like a bull
Working to increase its might.
Should box squat at night.
Your PR has been destroyed
Snap, take a polaroid
Gymshark leggings, thirst angles
You an insta-ho
Briefs on point, knees wrapped
Metal top down, can’t hit depth
Multi-ply shit squat
Raw is better, said
No one ever, using wilks
To cover, crap total
Your pull will get you snapped,
Valeo is trash
Sub One Thousand total boizzz
DM for coaching
Five minute set ups
The Hook grip fucc boiz fan club
Hashtag “RIP my thumbs”
Powerful and Majestic,
Never Satisfied
Fired up and under the bar
Must become strong(er)
a bang energy
In My Hand for my bro gains
leg day i must skip
"Meet Prep"
squats to depth i shall
for my meet is sixteens weeks out
six hundred pounds wont fail
"Ode to my Knee Wraps"
get the pliers ready
for the squat wraps must be tight
hate my fucking life
Like blood, iron, and victory
This is going to hurt
Stop curling in my squat rack
You are a pussy
A good way to go through life
Get fat and die huge
Squat One Thousand Pounds
You need to see what I saw
This man did it raw
Which means that today that shoe
Is staying untied
Your squat was miles too high
man in glass upset
Want to be like David Tate
Click link in bio
breathe in, exhale and breathe out
push beyond my limits
Deep breath in squeeze tight,
Create the tension that’s life,
Rise or fall we must
He is such a wreck
Neutering's the only way
To Fix David Tate
Sorry Dave....
Ambition never higher.
The grind for our life.
The voice in your head.
"You will never be better."
Watch as I conquer.
To fail means to try.
But failures are lessons learned.
Unlimited growth.
Yoke Carry, Stones, Deadlifts too
This girl has got grit!
stop curling in my squat rack
you are a p*ssy
Yoke carry, stones, deadlifts too
This girl has got grit
Blowing in the wind like dust,
Or thrown with the might of Thor.
Take a trip into the Void
You dare to return
Makes its hobby, in habits
Harder than a stone
I cannot write a haiku,
but I put them down.
Makes its hobby, in habits
Harder than a stone
Time walks out the door
His back turned from the masses
He will elude you
These won’t work without iron
Now shut up and train
joined by the clanging of plates:
another good lift.
Go to gym, Oh boy leg day
Let’s get it baby
Curl bro at squat rack,
Not even mad, Feels bad man
Curling my squat max
Makes a man harder to kill
Earned not rewarded
Go Beastmode, and pay your due
Fuck you, Go lift big
Dreaming of pulling 1K
The bar is calling
With crushing rage and anger
Victory is mine
Like planet fitness is one
But barbells don’t lie
Throws Whiners Over the wall
United States Strong!
Commence lifts that much smoother
Watch out for pukers
It became an addiction
EliteFTS
Multiply and true
shutup you suck
Your children are slovenly
Good job weak Daddy
Commence lifts that much sooner
Watch out for pukers
Are the secrets to success
Accept the challenge
Barking like a dog
"You're squatting like a chicken,"
"Go roll your I.T."
Beware of the dog
Jim is still sick of your gym
Go grab the blue heat
Money green as grass
Like shit through a goose's ass
I need free money
You do pilates and bike
Might as well go home
With your shitty squat so high
Watching makes me die
For my little garage gym,
Give me the cash please.
Don't kiss that putrid hussy
Or urgent care coming
Unless you're under the bar
The weight doesn't lie