This list is for the aged, the battered, and the arthritic lifter you love. Let’s face it, he or she will always train, so help ease their pain.

Members in smaller training facilities are like family, and what says family more than giving a gift to someone you can’t stand?

One, two, three, or even four Screamin’ Daves. If you aren’t sure which liniment is for you, use this guide to direct you to the perfect product.

You’re guilty of at least one of these things. Don’t be a shithead. Stop.