"He's got like $10K worth of lat pull handles there. I've never seen more handles in my life."

It was really embarrassing talking myself out of that one.

There is only one “world record” in each category of lifting.

If you are like me, you probably forgot it was Mother’s Day this weekend. It’s not that I don’t love my mother; I love and admire her. But I had to clear the space in my head to make room for important things such as band tension, the history of Slayer and porn passwords.