Ok, first and foremost I don't have anything against donuts. I don't have anything against people eating donuts. Quite frankly I could give two shits less about what you or anyone else eats for that matter.
Now what I do have a problem with is people using gimmicks such as donuts as vehicles to "prove" they are "powerlifters." I mean what the fuck is wearing donut sprinkles on every piece of gym clothing have to do with strength?
I know I know Jp's a crabby old man, and I'm cool with that. I also get it girls wanna be cute and shit...cool, but if you have to use clothes and a trend to fit in, to me that's ridiculous!
Then you have people lighting themselves on fire, using fake plates and doing fucking routines that would give Simone Biles a run for her money.
Likes are the new pounds the more of them you get, the more followers you get, and that's the point of powerlifting right? (That was said while making masturbation hand motions)
Time for science class, right now without looking what are some of these above mention idiots totals? Ten out of ten of you don't have a fucking clue.
I know the devil's advocates will bring up the whole what about the growth of the sports argument. This is a bunch of fucked up, juiced up, narcissistic whack jobs who found a way to "fight the demons" for lack of a better term. Fakeness doesn't grow a sport, and let's be real this shit ain't hitting the Olympics or mainstream TV. Deal with it
At the end of the day when you're pulling your freshly dried donut gear out of the dryer or your swinging by the local hardware store to get some rope and matches for your next stunt, ask yourself this. What's your fucking total? #elitefts
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