Oreo Bulk Tips

There are 45 cookies in a regular bag and 36 in a double-stuffed bag. How can you not know this one? This is basic stuff! This has been America's most popular cookie since 1912, and many a great man has bulked up on these. The floral design on the cookie has 12 flowers per side. This is another one that kills me. How can you miss this when you’re putting away 45 in one shot?

If every Oreo cookie ever made were stacked on top of each other, the pile would reach to the moon and back more than five times. If you can’t add a mile or two, you aren’t even in the game. The key is to pound the bag before your brain tells you that you’re full. Some will say this happens in 20 minutes. I say screw that! Try for a PR every time.

Tips:

1. Never pull the damn thing apart, and dunking is totally out of the question. I’m not even going to discuss why.

2. Use a small glass to drink your milk. A bigger glass will cause too much fluid consumption too fast.

3. Kill one row right from the start. This is easy to do and can be thought of as the warm-up set or “primer”

4. Once the first row is done, poor a small glass of milk. Do not drink it.

5. Without delay, start on the next row. With each cookie, pop it in your month and bite it in half (while still in your mouth). Then take a sip of milk. Repeat this for each cookie in the second row. You should you run out of milk at the same time you kill the last cookie.

6. Next, wash your mouth out with water. Rinse and spit just like at the dentist office.

7. If you’re good, you should be done in less than seven minutes.

Ranking; Elite: 4 minutes, Masters: 5 minutes, Class 1: 7 minutes, Class 2: 10 minutes

Stick with the single-stuffed until you get a good carryover (weight gain) and move up in the ranks. You really should not embrace the double-stuffed until you’re at least a Class 1 or Masters. Everyone wants to jump right into double-stuffed way too fast.

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