April Fools Day is quite possibly my favorite holiday. I can crank with reckless abandon and feverish perversion.
Not only is it April 1., It's also a FRIDAY.
While discussing a topic, one of my "hot" ladies asked a question that had me ponder a bit, she instructed me to "Dig deep", while I was on total recall.
Since I have selective hearing on top of the loud background music pumping through speakers that can carry 40 billion watts, I thought she said..."It's a great big dick day". I asked WHAT? Again, I thought I heard her restate it was a great big dick day.
Well, knowing my high level of pervability, I answered WELL ALRIGHTY THEN!
For now, this makes TWO official days in my week. Throat Punch Thursday and Big Dick Day Friday
If only I knew...
BB Row: 5x5x225
Shrugs: 5x5x585
Weighted Chin Ups: 5x5x25
BB Curl: 5x5x95
BB Shoulder Press: 5x5x115
Band Pull aparts: 200
Prowler: 8x40
Pull up totals=1654
Push Up totals=2161
Dips-3058
Prowler: 5920 yards
