Certified Meathead Limited Edition Tee

You've Earned the Title. Might as Well Wear It.

The Certified Meathead Tee is a limited edition release from elitefts, part of a line where 100% of proceeds go directly to support the Dave Tate Table Talk Podcast. More than 400 episodes of unfiltered strength education, real coaching, and no-nonsense content from one of the most experienced people in the sport. This shirt helps keep that going.

The Graphic Does the Talking

Front: elitefts logo, left chest. Clean. Subtle. You know what it means.

Back: The full Certified Meathead label, formatted like a product spec sheet, because if you've spent enough time in a real gym, you know exactly this type of person.

• 100% Jacked. 100% Hypertrophy. Contents may be stronger than they appear.
  
  
• Ingredients: 100% heavy lifting and slight pre-workout addiction. A body that is 10x stronger than the average human. Absolutely 0% chance of cardio. Ever.
  
  
• Icons: 20 Inch Arms | Never Skips Leg Day | Runs on Excessive Caffeine | Weights > Cardio | Gains Sold Separately

Built to Last Past the First Wash

• 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester — softness of cotton, shape retention of poly
  
  
• Preshrunk fabric — stays the size you ordered
  
  
• Seamless sides — cleaner fit, less friction
  
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder self jersey neck tape — collar holds its shape
  
  
• Double-needle bottom and sleeve hems — built to hold up through repeated washing
  
  
• Screen-printed graphic — not a heat transfer, not a sticker; a real print that stays put

Every Dollar Goes to Table Talk

The Table Talk Podcast is one of the most honest pieces of strength education available anywhere, free, unsponsored, and backed by decades of real coaching experience. Every shirt in this limited edition line funds it directly. No middleman. Straight to the show.

If you've gotten value from Table Talk, this is a direct way to give back and get something worth wearing in return.

Limited Run — No Reprints

When this inventory is gone, it's gone. No backorders. No second run. If you want one, get it now.

Once your order is placed, you will receive a confirmation email letting you know that our fulfillment team has received your order. Once your order is fulfilled, you will receive an email notification with your tracking information.

• Shipping fees are non-refundable in the case of returns.
• Orders that are canceled before they have shipped are subject to a 3% cancellation fee. This fee covers non-refundable credit card processing costs incurred at the time of purchase.
• See our Return Policy for detailed instructions.

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