Do These Turkeys Get Any Bigger?

Do These Turkeys Get Any Bigger?

I was shopping for groceries this past weekend when I heard a stereotypical "Karen" looking woman asking the stock person over the frozen turkey section of the store...

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" with her hands on her hip and one on her shopping cart.

The fella made my day when he responded straight-faced and never flinching..."No ma'am, they're dead".

I burst out laughing and I mean HARD!

 

Today's Training:

AirDyne: 30 mins

Prowler: 10x120 yards

Dynamic Deadlift: 20x1 tearing the weight off the floor

GHR: 2x15

Side Plank Hip Ups: 2x15

Bike Commute: 28 mins

— Harry Selkow
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