Sunday Edition Article What better way to write a column then to just post a bunch of random stuff I have posted in my log, the QA, Facebook and Twitter? I'm sure I will add some new stuff in this somewhere but, as of right now, I am getting ready to start copying-and-pasting. While much of this will be re-posted material, it is still new to those who have not read it and, my guess is, that will be most of you. So here goes... Bathroom Blow Up
I don't get it! Today at school my son walks into a bathroom with a non-flushed toilet that smells like something died. It's so bad it causes him to vomit and my wife is called to come pick him up...because he's sick. Now he is not allowed to go back to school tomorrow but the poor kid that blew-up the bathroom with his diarrhea is cleared to return. I guess no matter how bad life stinks you just need to take a break and go back, unless it's your asshole who created the mess in the first place. Maybe this is why the lazy shits go nowhere and those who get sick of their mess create change.Certify This!
I was just told that we should make the LTT Seminar a certification because we could charge twice as much money. I had to ask what we would need to do in order to certify people. The answer...just print out certificates and sign them. Now I know why every dipshit has a certification and there are so few seminars. The only thing I want to certify are PRs. F**k the extra money and heavy stock paper. What a crock of s**t!

Lost Focus
People have clearly lost focus on WTF we are supposed to be doing in the S&C industry. The #1 goal is to help people get better and stronger with one of the side effects being able to make a living off it (if you are good). It's NOT supposed to be about how to make money in the S&C industry. I hate the term "sell out" so I will not use it but we sure do have a ton of greedy bastards who have forgotten why they got in this profession in the first place.
To My Wife
17 years ago I made one of the best decisions in my life. I'm not sure at the time I REALLY knew what "for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part" meant. I certainty do now and it makes me appreciate what we have more than ever. Happy Anniversary!Training My Son
My oldest son (the one that inspired my series about Autism) decided he wanted to start training with the goal of 17 sessions before Christmas. Where he got this number from I have no idea but he's ready to roll and we did the first session last night. There are MANY challenges training children and even more when they are your own, add in him having Asperger Syndrome and things get very interesting. The Programing of Training has always been one of the things I enjoy the most and find extremely interesting. His training development and progression (science) follows the same process of anyone else (not 100% true but close enough). It's the application that will be the tricky and challenging part. The first and most important goal has been achieved... Him WANTING to do this. As someone who has spent their life in the gym knowing the positive impact this can have on his social, physical and mental skills, the hardest thing in the world for me was waiting for him to WANT to do it. Both of my boys have been around the gym before they could walk but I refuse to train or work with either of them unless they WANT to. This is too important to be something that is forced onto them that they would grow up not liking or understanding. This is not to say they have not messed around in the weightroom their entire life. They both have been doing "unorganized" training for years. I would call this more play than training. Now it will be more organized play.
Training My Son Follow Up
QUESTION:
Dave,
First congrats on 17 yrs. That's something to be proud of nowadays. In your log today, you mentioned that you trained your son. Could you elaborate on what you had him do?
Respectfully,
Bill
ANSWER:Injury Prevention?
Training Tips
MOST OF THESE ARE FROM MY TWITTER PAGE:- Anyone who says they have a new method of training is full of shit.
- Weak Point Help: Floor press takes legs out and keeps lats in. Close-grip incline takes lats out and keeps legs in.
- Cluster sets suck for building a big bench unless your bench is really weak. They are great for BB, but not PL
- As for leg drive and foot position: a good rule is to always make sure your knee is at or below the bench pad.
- Board Rules: you stroke the 1-board, groove the 2-board, drive the 3-board and muscle f**k the 4-board
- You don't HAVE to arch. You can also bench with your feet forward and drive your toes into shoes and traps in bench
- I was just told a penis pump is the same as doing deads with bumper plates — just trying to make something small look bigger.

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Hip Mobility
QUESTION:
Dave,
I was wondering about my leg drive on the bench press. I don't think I get any. I just read that this could be due to hip mobility. Do you think this could be the issue?
-Joe
ANSWER:* Can't squat - need more hip mobility
* Can't lock out deads - glutes don't fire because of poor hip mobility.
* Can't Clean - poor mobility
* You got back pain - poor hip mobility
* Knee hurts - bad hip mobility
* Shoulder hurts - yep, poor hip mobility
* Can't lock out bench - once again, poor hip mobility
Hell, my poor grammar and spelling...
Let me rephrase that...OUR poor spelling and grammar is 100% due to poor hip mobility.
You see this because we all sit on our asses all day using computers. Those who work manual labor jobs, factory jobs and other jobs where they are on their feet all day suffer the same poor hip mobility because they are on their feet all day. Is it just me or does everyone else see how stupid this has become? I'm not saying that this can't be the case, but let me offer another reason. Maybe you just don't know how to f**king bench! There are basically two ways to set your feet when you bench. One is with your feet out and spread and the other is with them tucked. You will either fall into one of these two extremes or somewhere in the middle. Using the extremes as an example (wide spread and deep tucked): If you can have sex missionary, you have enough hip mobility to bench with your feet out. If you can have sex doggy-style you are good to go with a tucked position. It does NOT take a lot of hip mobility to f**king bench. Just look at some of the biggest bench pressers in the world and you will see what I mean. They would not be good examples of balanced or good hip mobility. Here is one video series that can help:So You Think You Can Bench? Here are some other tips. * Maybe you do have good leg drive and don't know it. One way to tell is to compare your floor press to your raw bench. Benching on the floor keep your lats, chest, delts and arms in the movement but removes the legs. Your raw bench should be more than your floor press - actually by around 10%. If it is the same or more than your leg drive sucks. *** There are some other factors that can sku this such as arm length and torso thickness - but it's a good rough guide. * Regardless of style your knees should be even with or lower than the bench. * Your body needs to be VERY tight from head to toe. If your torso is loose your leg drive will not transfer to the upperback - then to the bar. * If your feet out spread you need to drive your feet into your shoes so you feel like you are jamming your toes into the front on your shoe and using the floor to push you body back and into the bench. * If you are tucked you need to drive the heals down as hard as you can. * You legs could be weak. If you do not train them, start now. Even if you are a bench only guy you need some leg work to get your bench rolling. I'm sure I am forgetting some other things but thanks for asking this. I have a ton of questions about leg drive in my database I have yet to get to and I hope this answers most of them. lastly, search the Q&A archives. There are some other great tips for bench press leg drive. Here is one of the better ones by Scott Yard:
Leg Drive to Some, Including Me, is One of the Most Important Parts of the Bench
I like to get my feet under me slightly, flat on the floor. Almost as if your were to be sitting on a squat box. I get my feet set, then I adjust my body to where my legs are tight but almost uncomfortable.
When I get the bar in my hand, I begin to drive my heels away from the ground. Almost like doing a knee extension while doing a leg press. By doing this, I can rotate my upper body up onto my upper back and traps. This immediately shortens my stroke and gives me great leverage to bring the bar down. Once the bar touches the chest, begin to push even harder, anticipating the press command. Once it is given, kick it up as hard as you can.
The best way to know if you're doing this right is to lay down with a t-shirt on, and bench with an empty bar. If you push away from the ground and towards the bench you should slide down the bench head first.
Now take your shirt off, put some Stickum all over your upper back and do it again, your upper back will stay planted but your torso will rotate and raise your chest.
Hope this makes sense.
- Scott Yard













































































































